Squid and the cake factory- Will Teavee

    "I don’t know why I didn’t think of this earlier. The elevator’s by far the most efficient way to get around the factory." Mr. Longnose said, walking over to a glass object in the wall.

    He pressed a button and the doors opened, he let Squid and Will to enter first, then Natewantstobattle and Ash, finally himself.

    The human man gazed at the array of buttons and turned to Mr. Longnose. "There can’t be this many floors," he said, going to poke a button.

    "How do you know, Mr. Smarty-Pants?" Stampy asked, grabbing the tuber's hand before anything bad happened and tore it away from the button. "And this isn’t just an ordinary up and down elevator, by the way. This elevator can go sideways, longways, slantways, and any other ways you can think of. You just press any button and, whoosh, you’re off." and as he finished his sentence, he pressed one of the buttons and the elevator jerked off to the left, making everyone but Hatty to almost falling over. The elevator was made entirely out of glass so the people inside could see around them. They came into a room with a giant mountain and icing sugar raining on it, Lets Games were there dressed in warm gear, using pickaxes to cut into the mountain. "Oh, look. Look. Gentlemen,
welcome to fudge mountain."

    Squid and Will carefully pressed their hands against the glass, the human doing a bit of shoving to get a clear view. Baby stopped mining and looked to find the elevator passing by, she waved, being joined by Ennard and Funtime Freddy, only Squid and Stampy waved back.

    The elevator slid into another room, inside fluffy pink sheep were being shaved by one Lets Games and being let out of their pen by another. 

    "Oh…" Stampy piped up, making everyone turn to look at him, possibly to learn about this room. Stampy suddenly looked a bit uncomfortable "I’d rather not talk about this one." and everyone turned back to the sheep as the shaved sheep pranced off happily to eat grass with his friends and family once again until his wool had grown back.

    The elevator then entered another room, everyone looked down to find a hospital with the creepy looking dolls from before, Bendy smiled as memories of watching that puppet show came flooding back to him.

    "This is the puppet hospital and burn center. It’s relatively new." explained the tour guide.

    Suddenly, the elevator stopped and began to go down in circles, making Henry feel a bit sick, probably shouldn't have had that second helping of pumpkin pie before leaving the house this morning.

    "Ah, the administration offices." Mr. Hattington smiled, the elevator stopped, the tour guide saw one of his workers and waved "hello, Sans."

    The Lets Game from the Inventing room who was washing the desk and chewing something looked up from and waved but it was more of a wave of goodbye as the elevator began going backwards, kicking into life with a hefty jerk, making everyone flinch forwards.

        As the the elevator stopped at the top of a tall tower, it began to drop. Around them, bright candies exploded like colourful fireworks. Lets Games of all shapes and sizes were firing them out of large canons and guns. Squid almost squeaked with fear as one of the candies almost hit the elevator.

    "Why is everything here completely pointless?" Will groaned.

    "Candy doesn’t have to have a point. That’s why it’s candy." Squid explained, crossing his arms.

    "It’s stupid." the boy cried, "candy is a waste of time," Will spoke but to Stampy, his voice had turned into something extremely familiar. 

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    "I wanna pick a room," DAGames demanded.

    Stampy snapped out of his trance and a smile sprung to his lips. "Go ahead."

    Will turned and examined the room buttons and smirked at one before pressing it. The elevator jerked in a different direction, making Squid and Stamps almost collide into each other.

        The elevator soon stopped and the doors opened, letting a bright white light in. The group walked forward but as soon as the doors opened to the room, the cat rushed to the side and picked up a large pair of goggles and put them on.

        "Here. Put these on quick, and don’t take them off whatever you do. This light could burn your eyeballs right out of your skulls.
And we certainly don’t want that, now, do we?" Stampy explained, using his cane to point behind him at the cameras and bulbs.

    The two ticket winners put on the goggles and it took them a full minute to get used to seeing the world like wearing a pair of sunglasses.

     Stampy smiled as he saw everyone used to the goggles and continued the tour.

        "This is the testing room for my very latest and greatest invention: Television Cake. One day it occurred to me... Hey, if television can break up a photograph into millions and millions of tiny little pieces and send it whizzing through the air, then reassemble it on the other end... Why can’t I do the same thing with cake? Why can’t I, send a real slice of cake through the television, all ready to be eaten?" Mr. Longnose asked.

    "It means no worries, for the rest of your days. It's a problem free, It's our problem-free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!" the TV sang, the Lets Game then changed the channel to another show.

    "Sounds impossible," Nate said.

    "It is impossible. You don’t understand anything about science. First off, there’s a difference between waves and particles. Duh! Second, the amount of power it would take to convert energy in the matter would be like nine atomic bombs." Will ranted on, unaware that Stampy had begun lip syncing because he was sick and tired of his fancy talk.

    "I can't find it..." Stampy groaned.

    "Find what?" Will asked.

    "Where I asked for your opinion." the tour guide chuckled to himself before straightening himself "okey-dokey. I shall now send a bar of chocolate from one end of the room... to the other, by television. Bring in the cake!" Stampy called.

    Six Lets Games then walked in, carrying a giant slice of cake, it was the size of a large dustbin lorry, Squid's eyes widened in shock at the sight of the slice, he'd never seen anything like it.

    "It’s gotta be real big, ‘cos you know how on TV you can film a regular-size man, and he comes out looking this tall? Same basic principle." Stampy explained, using his fingers to help explain what he was on about.

    The slice was placed on a pedestal and Longnose pressed a red button, suddenly the pedestal began to rise higher and higher into the air, entering a glass cylinder. Suddenly, the cameras turned and in a bright flash of light, the slice of cake vanished.

    "It’s gone!" the sea creature gasped, looking around for any hints of where the cake slice had disappeared to.

    "Told you. Now, that slice of cake is now rushing through the air above our heads in a million tiny little pieces. Come over here. Come on. Come on. Come on!" the group followed the tour guide to the TV and looked at the screen which had changed to a darker version of Alice in Wonderland.

  "Watch the screen. Here it comes. Oh, look." Stampy smiled as he saw the slice of cake that had appeared right in front of the Hatter, the others on the screen looked at the slice with interest and the knave was surprised.

    Mr. Longnose smiled, turning to the two boys. 

    "Take it." he grinned.

    "It’s just a picture on a screen." Will groaned.

    Stampy sighed and rolled his eyes, "I expected that from you." he then turned to Squid  "you, Squid, try taking it."

    The sea creature stepped closer, looking at the screen before gulping and reached forward. His arm went through the screen, surprising the characters on the screen. His tentacle reached forward, nearing the slice and he grabbed it, wrapping his fingers around it before pulling his arm back into the real world, leaving everybody around him, except Stampy, stunned.

    "Oh my gosh..." Ash's jaw almost hit the floor in shock.

    "Eat it. Go on. It’ll be delicious. It’s the same slice. It’s just gotten a little smaller on the journey, that’s all." Mr. Longnose explained, motioning to the bar in Squid's clutches.

    The sea creature didn't need to be told twice, as he already lifted the slice towards his mouth and licked his lips before taking a large bite, forgetting he was in public. He then noticed that his cheese pal had placed his hand on his shoulder, the sea creature blushed dark blue before pulling away from the cake slice.

    "It’s great," Squid said, not managing to have the courage to face Mr. Longnose.

    "It’s a miracle," Ash exclaimed.

    Mr. Longnose chuckled slightly, "thanks." he then walked towards the Lets Game sat in the chair, his slick bland brown hair glowing slightly in the bright white light. "So imagine, ah, you’re sitting at home watching television, or watching a video online, like on Youtube, and suddenly a commercial will flash onto the screen, and a voice will say, “Longnose's cakes are the best in the world. If you don’t believe us, try one for yourself.” And you simply reach out... and take it. How about that?" Mr. Longnose asked, looking at the four remaining members of the tour.

    "So can you send other things?" Nate asked, "Say, like, breakfast cereal?" the tuber asked, raising his arms in a shrug like position.

    "Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal’s made of? It’s those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners. Along with a bit of iron." Stampy said, looking disgusted.

    "But could you send it by television if you wanted to?" Squid asked, raising an eyebrow.

    "Of course I could." the tour guide straightened up to look smart.

    "What about people?" Will asked, looking unimpressed.

    "People? I bet it could but I would advise that to be negative as they'd just end up shrinking and I don't know how to reverse the signal. Also, that's just used for cake, not living beings..." Mr. Longnose trailed off.

    DAGames suddenly grew very angry, his eyes narrowed so far down. Squid almost thought he saw a vein appearing on Will's forehead "don’t you realize what you’ve invented?" he yelled, not holding anything back, he was at that point that if anything pushed him an inch of the edge he wouldn't hold back an attack, "it’s a teleporter. It’s the most important invention in the history of the world. And all you think about is cake." he snarled.

    "Calm down, Will. I think Mr. Longnose knows what he’s talking about." Nate said, hoping he could calm his friend down. Natewantstobattle held a hand over his friend's left shoulder.

    "No, he doesn’t. He has no idea. You think he’s a genius, but he’s an idiot. But I’m not." Will growled.

    Squid gulped, feeling worried for Mr. Longnose.

    Will turned and shoved Nate away harshly before he began running with terrific speed towards the panel.

    "Hey, Will! Stop!" Stampy yelled.

    Ash and Squid watched Will who had just double backhand slapped two people away from the control panel. Soon, Will had reached the control panel, slammed the button and leaped onto the pedestal as it begun to rise. The four walked over to watch as the boy began to float before the cameras turned and flashed a blinding white light, as it faded away DAGames was nowhere to be seen.

    "He’s gone." the tuber said after a full minute of panic.

    "Let’s go check the television, see what we get. I sure hope no part of him gets left behind." Mr. Longnose muttered.

    "What do you mean?" Natewantstobattle asked, eyes remaining wide.

    "Well, sometimes only half the little pieces find their way through," Stampy explained, hesitantly tapping his paws together nervously.

    Nate panicked, even more, he even looked like he was about to faint. 

    Mr. Longnose then turned to face the Lets Game in the armchair.

    "Hey, try every channel. I’m starting to feel a little anxious." Stampy said.

    The guy nodded. The Lets Game picked up the remote and began changing the channels.

    "Mr. Ash, could you please move? I can't get the signal through." the guy called.

    The cheese stepped to the side, allowing the Lets Game to change the channel.

    As the channels changed, they stopped on a news programme with an octopus in a suit as the newsreader.

    "There he is." Squid pointed out.

    DAGames had appeared on screen, being built up of conjoining pixels before forming the fully fleshed human who was now no more taller than a toy soldier.

    "Will." Nate squeaked.

The most important thing we've ever learned,

The most important thing we've learned,

So far as children are concerned,

Is never, NEVER, NEVER let

Them near your television set

Or better still, just don't install

The idiotic thing at all.

Never Ever Let Them

Never Ever Let Them

Ooh Ooh

Never Ever Let Them

It rots the senses in the head!

It kills Imagination dead!

It clogs and clutters up the mind!

It makes a child so dull and blind!

So Dull So Dull!

He can no Longer understand

A fairytale and a fairyland!

A Fairyland a Fairyland!

His brain becomes as soft as cheese!

His thinking powers rust and freeze!

He cannot think he only sees!

He only Sees

He only Sees

Regarding little Will Ryan,

We very much regret that we

Shall simply have to wait and see

If we can get him back his height.

But if we can't it serves him right.

    Octodad finished the song by slamming his papers onto Will before standing up and leaving, the news office went dark and a mysterious glow was left on the desk.

    "Ouch! Somebody grab him, quick!" Mr. Longnose cried.

    Natewantstobattle reached a hand in before pulling the tiny tuber out of the screen. He layed Will flat on his hand, the human screamed as he turned, the hand was about Squid's head level, meaning the sea creature's largemouth were more monstrous to Will.

    "Holy shit!!" Will cried, his voice really high pitched.

    Squid took all of his energy to not burst into laughter, along with Ash and Mr. Longnose.

    "Oh, thank heavens. He’s completely unharmed... In a way." Mr. Longnose trailed off.

    "Unharmed? What are you talking about?" the tuber asked, eyes narrowing.

    "Just put me back in the other way." DAGames cried.

    "There is no other way. It’s television, not telephone. There’s quite a difference." Mr. Longnose stated, lifting his paw up while speaking.

    "And what exactly do you propose to do about it?" the male asked.

    "I don’t know. But young men are extremely springy. They stretch like mad." Stampy then perked up with an idea "ah! Let’s go put him in the taffy puller." Mr. Longnose smiled.

    "Taffy puller?!" Natewantstobattle cried.

    "Look, I'm really sorry, but if there was a way to fix him properly, but I have no clue how to reverse the signal so we'll have to stretch him out. But thankfully, he'll go back to his normal size. Please don't be angry, he'll be alright in no time." the tour guide then turned to the Lets Game, bending down, "I want you to take Natewantstobattle and his little friend, no pun intended, to the taffy-pulling room, stretch him out."

    The Lets Game took hold of Nate's tentacle and began to lead him out of the TV room, leaving the goggles behind.

    "On with the tour. There’s still so much left to see." Mr. Longnose cleared his throat before walking away to where another elevator was, placing the goggles into a chute. Squid and Ash did the same. "Now, how many tubers are left?" the male turned only to see that Squid was the only tuber left.

    "Mr. Longnose, Squid's the only one left now," Ash stated, feeling a little nervous.

    Stampy gazed at the sea creature tuber, a small bit of surprise was on his face, "you're the only one?"

    "Yes, Mr. Longnose," Bendy said, trying not to show his excitement.

    "What happened to the others?" Stampy asked, suddenly a small sly smile appeared on his lips "oh, my dear boy, but that mean’s you’ve won." the tour guide laughed, taking hold of Squid's tentacle and energetically shook it. "Oh, I do congratulate you. I really do. I’m absolutely delighted. I had a hunch you know, right from the beginning. Well done. Now, we mustn’t dilly, or dally. Because we have an enormous number of things to do before the day’s out. But luckily for us, we have the great glass elevator to speed things al..." Stampy let go and went to open the elevator doors but hadn't realized how close he was to the Great Glass Elevator until he had smacked right into it, causing him to fall to the floor. He steadily got up, shaking the dizzy look off his face, "speed things along. Come on." he said, blushing a faint red.

    The doors opened, Squid was allowed in first, then Ash before Stampy. Mr. Longnose then pressed a button labeled "Up and Out"

    "Up and out? What kind of room is that?" Squid asked.

    "Hold on." was all Stampy said, grinning with obvious excitement. The elevator then rocketed upwards, the toon looked up to see daylight through a skylight. "Oh, my goodness. We’re gonna need to go much faster, otherwise, we’ll just never break through."

    "Breakthrough what?" Squid asked, starting to feel a bit scared.

    "I’ve been longing to press that button for years. Well, here we go. Up and out!" Mr. Longnose smiled.

    "But do you really mean...?" Ash asked, the cheese pointing up at the skylight.

    "Yeah, I do." Stampy grinned.

    "But it’s made of glass. It’ll smash into a million pieces." the male cried, grabbing the handlebars as his heart sped up in fear.

    The tour guide laughed loudly, Squid just watched as they reached the glass and smashed through before shooting through the air, reminding the toon of Myskurm in the pipe. Suddenly, the elevator began to obey gravity and fall.

    "Ash! I'm scared!" Squid whimpered, holding onto the cheese's arm.

    "Mr. Longnose do something before we become a cat, cheese, and squid souffle!" Ash screamed.

    Stampy smiled warmly then turned before pressing a button, the silver arms above them suddenly turned into rockets and they began to fly. Squid looked around him, slowly feeling no longer scared, let go of Ash's before walking towards the middle and stood between Stampy and Ash. They reached the front of the factory and almost immediately, the doors opened and the three could see the other ticket winners.

    First out, was Markiplier and Myskurm. The tuber in black, red and pink was carrying Bob's coat with an annoyed expression.

    "Goddammit Bob, please, don’t eat your fingers." Mark scolded, catching his best friend in the act.

    "But I taste so good," Myskurm whined, before continuing to lick the chocolate off his hand.

    Second to come out, was a very annoyed looking Danisnotonfire holding a black coat over his arm. He glanced behind him to find his best friend who was now blueberry blue doing gymnastics. He did cartwheels down the steps before standing on his hands and feet before putting his head behind his arms.

    "Look, Dan. I’m much more flexible now." Phil grinned.

    "Yes, Phil, but you’re blue." the tuber said coldly.

    Thirdly out was Thomas and Danny Gonzalez, they were black with ash but also covered in trash. Flies flew over their heads, both shared an agitated expression. Thomas glared towards the others in front of him as he saw Phil stop doing a front roll and stare at him. Phil turned back around and smiled at his friend.

    The three people in the elevator gotten a bit closer, almost being bird's eye view of the others. The sound of roaring flames caught Thomas' attention. He saw the elevator and saw Squid standing inside. He then turned to Danny who was trying to flick some dog muck from his shirt.

    "Danny, I want a flying glass elevator," Thomas demanded.

    The retired vine star looked at Thomas before up at the glass elevator before looking at the male with a very stern expression. "Thomas, the only thing you’re getting today is a bath, and that’s final."

    "But I want it." the male yelled that it echoed towards the other ticket winners that they stopped and stared in shock.

    Danny looked at his friend in shock before glaring and grabbing the Thomas' ear and began dragging him off.

    Lastly, Natewantstobattle came to the door before looking at his friend's coat before looking way above him and sighing. As the male walked out, DAGames followed, ducking under the low door frame. Will was now as tall as Slenderman and as thin as paper.

    Squid watched from high above in the sky. He began thinking. Phil's body was stretched out during his inflation, so no wonder he was flexible. Thomas and Danny had fallen into the trash chute which took them to the furnace but no matter how covered in ash they are, they were still stinking horribly. Will was probably like that because of the taffy puller, they seemed to have done it quite quickly than Squid thought.

    "Where do you live?" Mr. Longnose suddenly asked.

    The sea creature walked to the wall of the elevator and looked out, spotting the workshop before pointing a tentacle.

    "Right over there. That little house." the creature said.

    Stampylooked at the house and couldn't help but feel sorry.